This long-sleeve tee brings sardonic holiday cheer with an edgy twist. A grinning skeleton wearing a Santa hat lifts a festive drink, captioned in bold red lettering: “Expensive and talks back.” The vintage-weight cotton gives the print a lived-in feel that sits comfortably against the skin while the classic fit keeps the silhouette relaxed. Wear it to low-key holiday parties or winter nights out when you want to stir conversation and smirks rather than small talk. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shirt looking sharp after multiple wears, and the tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free side profile that photographs great. Sized for adults and lined with a printed inner neck label, it’s a statement piece for someone who leans into dark humor and seasonal irony.
Product features
- Thicker vintage feel: 100% cotton (varies by color) for medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note it runs smaller than usual
- DTF inner neck labels available; meets EU REACH compliance
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2400, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
